marie antoinette: not sofia coppola’s first film about a sexually troubled girl, but surely her emptiest and most conservative . although only a developmentally challenged 6 year old would see this film as a history lesson, we still object to the glorification of a hapsburg insect who fed on the blood of the french people for most of her life and plotted actively against the revolution with citizen capet ‘s exiled brothers. if sophie’s going to listen to gang of four she might get a better lesson in historiography from “it’s not made by great men” instead of “natural’s not in it.”