pirates of the caribbean dead man’s chest (disney, 2005):

no doubt it would be possible to continue the analysis of the trilogy’s allegory of global capital, but since the narrative and dialogue was largely improvised by verbinsky, depp, and harris in the spirit of fun, (and a $225,000,000 investment should be fun) we prefer imaging the palpable retardation of the moment when johnny said, “lets put me on a fruit kebab, it’ll be like the state fair!” now, if you'll excuse us, dear reader, we've got to go play our sea organ with our face tentacles.